On Girl Scouts

Not much to say here. It’s pretty simple, actually. The Girl Scouts are an evil organization.

Parents will have their tiny children call you up and ask to buy cookies. Who doesn’t want cookies, right? But in all actuality, they are peddling drugs. Sugary drugs.

I’ve never seen people get more obsessed than during this time of the year; the addict and the pusher. I was asked at least a dozen times to buy some poor girls cookies. Fuck you. Go do your homework, princess.

Now, Walgreens and other stores are letting pathetic families whore out their product at their stores. It’s actually really sad. It’s like prostitutes-in-training.

It’s one thing to teach young girls about real life stuff: like makeup, high heels, and what to do at the end of a date. It’s another thing entirely to teach them to be drug dealers or prostitutes.

I will never buy cookies from a Girl Scout again. If I ever have a girl, and she tries to sell her dad some cookies, I will make her eat every damn cookie until she goes into a sugary-drug-induced coma.

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About Creed

I often ramble. What some people can eloquently say in 10 words, when most people would take 25, I will intentionally take 100. It's always been this way. This blog is mainly to spare my friends, family, and co-workers from my epic long rants.
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One Response to On Girl Scouts

  1. Danielle says:

    Girl scouts are tough! Here’s a funny girl scout cartoon someone sent me:

    http://bofadeez.blogspot.com/2011/03/scouts-honor.html

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