Do you realize that when you get red with anger over my bumper stickers that all you are doing is reinforcing the exact argument I am making.
“Jesus is a Liberal”
This one is not my favorite, but the truth of it is irrefutable. He would not for the Chamber of Commerce, he would likely legalize marijuana, and was much more concerned about the selfishness of the rich and the plight of the poor.
So, when you speed by me at 100mph in your rusted out pickup truck on the freeway with a “Mohammed is dead. Jesus is alive.” bumper sticker, not only are you factual incorrect, not only do you play in to my own stereotype, but with your own bumper sticker you draw the exact correlation to conservative dogma and Christian dogma.
“I like your Christ. I do not like Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.”
When you ride my bumper when I’m going 15-over in slow lane, drive by me and give me the finger, or honk at my for absolutely not reason and then give me an evil look — you again prove my point.
“Jesus called. He wants his religion back.”
This one is my favorite. From Tim Tebow to…other people I cannot mention…I am reminded daily as to why I try not to associate with bigoted religious people. If you acted more like Jesus and not vindictive trolls, people like me would not have such an easy argument.
Oh well, you make my commuting all that much more fun. I find myself laughing constantly.
Until I take a knife to the back. I’m just assuming that’s how a Christian would kill someone.
Your Loving Agnostic