November 1, 2011
“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.”
– Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
November 2, 2011
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
– Orson Welles (1915-1985)
November 3, 2011
“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
– Mother Teresa (1910-1997)
November 4, 2011
“Rudeness is the weak person’s imitation of strength”
– Eric Hoffer (1902-1983)
November 5, 2011
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
– Robert Orben (1927- )
November 6, 2011
“The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.”
– Moliere (1622-1673)
November 7, 2011
“Everything you read in the newspaper is absolutely true except for the rare story of which you have first-hand knowledge.”
– Erwin Knoll (1931-1994)
November 8, 2011
“Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got.”
– Janis Joplin (1943-1970)
November 9, 2011
“Hell is a half-filled auditorium.”
– Robert Frost (1874-1963)
November 10, 2011
“Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.”
– T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)
November 11, 2011
“In the end, everything is a gag.”
– Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)
November 12, 2011
“In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.”
– Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
November 13, 2011
“I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.”
– Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)
November 14, 2011
“Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.”
– Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
November 15, 2011
“How can I lose to such an idiot?”
Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935)
November 16, 2011
“Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.”
– Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834)
November 17, 2011
“Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research.”
– Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
November 18, 2011
“Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.”
Oscar Ameringer (1870-1943)
November 19, 2011
“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.”
– Rita Mae Brown (1944- )
November 20, 2011
‘These days, what isn’t worth saying is sung.”
– Pierre De Beauumarchais (1732-1799)
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